Bliss

Also known as The Duchess

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In Hound of the Baskervilles Watson describes Dartmoor as being this messy swooping landscape filled with swampy potholes and giant jagged outcroppings and an entire freaking ruined Bronze Age village just sitting in the middle of everything.

And me being an expert on England, I’m like, okay, Doyle, it’s a lumpy moor. We get it. You can settle down making it all unnervingly creepy to enhance the story. To prove myself right I Googled some photos of it.

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What I have learned tonight is

1) I don’t have any idea what the hell I’m talking about, and

2) Yeah okay a giant demon dog probably lives out here at night LOCK THE DAMN WINDOWS WATSON

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pocket-deer-boy:

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Gonna start a promising new career as a Tumblr fake etymologist

Did you know that when people say “hey dial it down” that’s a reference to the old days of the internet when you’d “dial up” to get online and “dial down” to get off and touch grass

When you say you’re a “fan” of something it’s because you “make it cool”

Gonna start a promising new career as a Tumblr etymology fact checker

You’re gonna tell everyone I’m correct about everything right? *venmos you $30* *venmos you $50*

Gonna start a promising new career as a Tumblr investigative reporter focusing on etymology fact checking fraud

[calling my cousin in the mafia] Hey remember when you said you owe me one

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sometimes i think about how tolkien said golf exists in middle earth and then just never mentioned it again ever

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Tolkien invented the absolute sickest and funniest backstory for the game of golf I’ve ever seen and then had none of his characters play or talk about golf in any of his works. the nerve

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