Bliss

Text 24 May

Anonymous asked: Ah Bliss. Curiously delightful, elegant, fun, gracious, and happiness inducing. Jovial kindness and loquaciousness meticulously noted. Oh phantasmagoric quintessence, revealed so like Terpsichore under the Void stars above this world. Not at all like Xanthippe, you are the zephyr that brings joy and life.

I asked for a love letter in my ask box, et voila. I am a muse(d).

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heatherbat:

ghost-of-the-desert:

ladystormageddon:

strangestwords:

peoplewitheyes:

tsunofabitch:

deduced-and-vindicated:

A message from the birthday boy.

“FOSTER A CAT FROM YOUR LOCAL SHELTER”

i like how he just talks about sex

and then cats.

ok.

robert must have lost a bet with the devil. now every mention of sex must be followed with themention of kittens

sex and then kittens.

Robert Downey Jr is literally tumblr

Robert Downey Jr is literally Tumblr.

This man is so fucking perfect I don’t understand

i literally read this, read the trail of reblobbed responses…then just spread my arms out. this is perfection from start to finish.

i want to foster a cat from my local shelter. but i can’t. grr.

Oh dear. I have lost control of my floatyhearts!

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via so many monsters..

Text 24 May 13,268 notes Reblog if you’d like a love letter in your ask box.

heatherbat:

viper-fox:

flynnagan:

mechanicaleternity:

currentuser:

make it dirty.

filthy, even. sordid. make lucid your desire to sin in the flesh. <3

Make that shit TENDER

Bonus points if you can aim it at any of my muses.

bonus points if you do it at all.

(Source: themagic-carpet)

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void-liminality:

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thorhead:

lordofthemerkins:

OH MY GOD WHAT EVEN IS THAT POST WHY AM I SCREAMING

I JUST IMPLODED OH MY GOD

HWAT IS GOIGN ON

I laughed. Much. Long and hard.

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jamwingles:

That awkward moment when two master assassins resort to hair pulling and biting

fighting dirty is hot

Yes. Yes it is.

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via Wingle out of this.

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What an astonishing thing a book is. It’s a flat object made from a tree with flexible parts on which are imprinted lots of funny dark squiggles. But one glance at it and you’re inside the mind of another person, maybe somebody dead for thousands of years. Across the millennia, an author is speaking clearly and silently inside your head, directly to you. Writing is perhaps the greatest of human inventions, binding together people who never knew each other, citizens of distant epochs. Books break the shackles of time. A book is proof that humans are capable of working magic.

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CARL SAGAN (via Advice to Writers)

This is one of the many reasons I’m so excited about “Nightmare Fuel” and “Bits of Bliss.”

http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss?url=search-alias%3Ddigital-text&field-keywords=Andrea+Trask

(Source: kadrey)

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